dimitrius dash

run from thenscary evil alien!

prestons hourglass by dreadful studios

5 star review from nihility

This game... changed my life. I was down in the dumps. Alcoholic. Meth addict. Doing every type of drug i could find. I wasn't paying child support, drugs are WAY too expensive these days. My wife was horrified. Overheard her say "this pizza is 4'5, 300lbs, abusive, and alcoholic." Sounds like me and this Pizza guy have a lot in common. Regardless, once I found this game, everything changed. My wife transmutated into a toaster. My children all got abducted by aliens, and I could not stop playing the game. Everytime I jump over a hurdle, the sheer amount of euphoria I feel is immeasurable. Everytime I get hit, I feel a horrible sharp pain in the middle of my head, as if I got shot. This game is REALLY immersive. 10/10.